I wanna passion pit in your ass
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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