I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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