my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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