Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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