So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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