I smell stomach acid.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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