How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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