so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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