butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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