what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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