Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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