I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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