with your own penis?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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