Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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