Tell her she can't have a vagina
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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