The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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