It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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