We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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