well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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