Tell her she can't have a vagina
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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