He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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