No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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