she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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