we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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