Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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