I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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my poor anus
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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