He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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