she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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