sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just cropdusted the office
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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