My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I intend to get homeless drunk
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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