I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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