i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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