allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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