I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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