"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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