What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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