You made me cry and you don't even care
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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