ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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