The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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