This house was built for laser tag.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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