Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Damn victory sex feels great
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