Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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