I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Houston, we have a squirter
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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