TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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