week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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