I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I touched a dick in church today
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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