He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
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I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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