I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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