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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'

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  we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things

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• (562): View more from California

  Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.

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• (916): View more from California

  I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.

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  I didn't get it..

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  I'm sorry. But to the original question please.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage

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