I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.