they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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