exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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